Dad at Work: New Lyrics

Since NHV came into our world, hubby and I have been inspired to rewrite a few songs to better suit our parenting needs. By pure coincidence, it was exactly one year ago today that I posted about this same topic and the songs are hilarious. Click here if you'd like to read that post.

Well, tonight my funny husband did it again, and this time I was cracking up because the song is a total flashback and the lyrics are poop-related.

The Original:

I'VE GOT TO KEEP ON MOVING by Men At Work

Ain't nothing gonna break my stride
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Oh no, I've got to keep on moving
Ain't nothing gonna break my stride
I'm running and I won't touch ground
Oh no, I've got to keep on moving

Our Silly Version:
I'VE GOT TO CHANGE YOUR DIAPER by Dad At Work
Ain't nothing gonna break this stench

You're stinkin' up the whole damn house
Oh no, I've got to change your diaper
Ain't nothing gonna break this stench

Can't hold my breath any longer
Oh no, I've got to change your diaper

Alternate Version (aka the one I like better)

Oh girl, you really smell foul

You're stinkin' up the whole damn house

Oh no, I've got to change your diaper

Oh girl, you really smell foul

Can't hold my breath any longer

Oh no, I've got to change your diaper