with MommyBrain and SupahMommy
inspired by our friend Shell
and a funny story that MommyBrain can't wait to tell :)
What is YOUR WORD?
a WORD or CATCH PHRASE that you made up
or stole borrowed
or adapted or whatever
a WORD or CATCH PHRASE that you say all the time,
use in an unusual way,
makes you laugh or feel clever.
a WORD or CATCH PHRASE that you've redefined
or that has come to mean something different
because of your kids or your job
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You've arrived at the "C" section of the MommyBrain New Word Dictionary ...Chottie - [cha-tee] - noun - origin: dorm room, the college years
1. female body part; area covered by your danties
2. roommate, friend
My chotties took me out to a local bar for my first PCCC (Post Chottie Check Celebration). *Chottie Check refers to an exam in which a doctor (or nurse practitioner) takes a peek under the hood.
La-tee-da-tee, we likes to party. Leave a message for your favorite chottie. *True story --> We recorded that as our answering machine message!
After giving birth, my chottie was all yottie-yottie. *If you gave birth naturally, you know what I'm saying!
I have no idea how this got started. Nor do I know why it can be used in such a varied way. But I do know that my college friends (my chotties) and I still use it today.
Crack-ccess - [krak-ses′] - noun - origin: bathroom while bathing toddler
1. the privilege of gaining access to a butt crack for cleaning purposes
While changing a poopy diaper, momma needs a little crack-ccess to make sure there aren't any stinky remnants.
During bath time, I have to ask my daughter for crack-ccess, and use the wash cloth to clean those stinky creases!
CUD - [kud] - abbr. Clean Up Duty - origin: early married life
1. responsibility for cleaning up the kitchen after dinner has been prepared and eaten.
If I make dinner, my husband does CUD. *That's how we roll up in har!
This has been a sampling of words I've made up or used for a new purpose. Making up words is a habit of mine, and I am so looking forward to gaining a few new ones during this week's MEme!
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11 comments:
You probably already know that I love this! :)
You are BY FAR my favorite Chottie! Thanks for the vocab lesson, Teach. :)
All of these are hilarious! I wish I'd known about CUD and crack-cess when my babies were little ;)
Hilarious! Chottie!
Crack-cess is hysterical!
Came over via Shell, who I began following this week at the UBP. Love your site and this idea. Will join in next week! feel free to check out my site(s) as well!
http://fiveamazingminutes.blogspot.com
http://theamateurkitchen.blogspot.com
Of course, I am extremely familiar with chottie--how did we start that? And since I know your hubs, I know about CUD...however, this is the first I'm hearing of crack-sess-gotta use that one! :) Thanks for a good laugh this a.m.!
Ok, absolutely dying of laughter over your words!
Agree with Missy - you have been holding out on the crack-cess! I was expecting a little ownness to "oral sex"
I found you through Shell! Anddd... I hear you mentioned quite a bit via Supah. I'm following. Took your button, too. Check out my blog and if ya like what ya see we can do a swap!
And by took -your- button, I totally mean for your MEme. Which I totally plan on participating from here on out.
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