Sunday, April 11, 2010

All About MEme: WORD!

with MommyBrain and SupahMommy

 

inspired by our friend Shell

and a funny story that MommyBrain can't wait to tell :)

What is YOUR WORD?

a WORD or CATCH PHRASE that you made up 

or stole borrowed 

or adapted or whatever

a WORD or CATCH PHRASE that you say all the time, 

use in an unusual way, 

makes you laugh  or feel clever.

a WORD or CATCH PHRASE that you've redefined

or that has come to mean something different 

because of your kids or your job

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You've arrived at the "C" section of the MommyBrain New Word Dictionary ...

Chottie - [cha-tee] - noun - origin: dorm room, the college years
1. female body part; area covered by your danties
2. roommate, friend

My chotties took me out to a local bar for my first PCCC (Post Chottie Check Celebration).  *Chottie Check refers to an exam in which a doctor (or nurse practitioner) takes a peek under the hood.

La-tee-da-tee, we likes to party.  Leave a message for your favorite chottie. *True story --> We recorded that as our answering machine message!

After giving birth, my chottie was all yottie-yottie. *If you gave birth naturally, you know what I'm saying!


I have no idea how this got started.  Nor do I know why it can be used in such a varied way.  But I do know that my college friends (my chotties) and I still use it today.

Crack-ccess - [krak-ses′] - noun - origin: bathroom while bathing toddler
1. the privilege of gaining access to a butt crack for cleaning purposes

While changing a poopy diaper, momma needs a little crack-ccess to make sure there aren't any stinky remnants.

During bath time, I have to ask my daughter for crack-ccess, and use the wash cloth to clean those stinky creases!

CUD - [kud] - abbr. Clean Up Duty - origin: early married life
1. responsibility for cleaning up the kitchen after dinner has been prepared and eaten.


If I make dinner, my husband does CUD.  *That's how we roll up in har!


This has been a sampling of words I've made up or used for a new purpose.  Making up words is a habit of mine, and I am so looking forward to gaining a few new ones during this week's MEme!

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12 comments:

Shell said...

You probably already know that I love this! :)

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BJ_Mama said...

You are BY FAR my favorite Chottie! Thanks for the vocab lesson, Teach. :)

Stacey said...

All of these are hilarious! I wish I'd known about CUD and crack-cess when my babies were little ;)

Shell said...

Hilarious! Chottie!

Busymomsteph said...

Crack-cess is hysterical!

Gigi said...

Came over via Shell, who I began following this week at the UBP. Love your site and this idea. Will join in next week! feel free to check out my site(s) as well!

http://fiveamazingminutes.blogspot.com

http://theamateurkitchen.blogspot.com

Emmett Joseph said...

Of course, I am extremely familiar with chottie--how did we start that? And since I know your hubs, I know about CUD...however, this is the first I'm hearing of crack-sess-gotta use that one! :) Thanks for a good laugh this a.m.!

blueviolet said...

Ok, absolutely dying of laughter over your words!

Chi-town momma said...

Agree with Missy - you have been holding out on the crack-cess! I was expecting a little ownness to "oral sex"

The Wifey said...

I found you through Shell! Anddd... I hear you mentioned quite a bit via Supah. I'm following. Took your button, too. Check out my blog and if ya like what ya see we can do a swap!

The Wifey said...

And by took -your- button, I totally mean for your MEme. Which I totally plan on participating from here on out.

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