Survivor Challenge 3: Stuff It!

And here it is ...

Supah's Survivors: Challenge 2

Recap:  Chitown Momma, who remains blogless, and I teamed up - under the name SugarMommas to play Supah's Survivors.

Part One of the game involved choosing a Survivor player ... we I chose Sugar.  If your player is the Ultimate Survivor, you win all these crazy incredible prizes from Supah's sponsors.  You can check out the sponsors in the scrolly-thing on the right side.  Anyway, that part of the game pretty much sucked for us because Sugar was the first player voted out. :(

But there's still ... Part Two, a weekly challenged posed by Supah and her host/sidekick, Harv Spitenstein.  Well, we totally ROCKED the first week's challenge and won IMMUNITY for the entire HEROES TRIBE! Click here to read or "acceptance speech" and see our clever Valentine.

The Week 2 Challenge was to create an html BUFF-on (aka a button) to represent our Supah's Survivor (not-so-secret) identity.

Once again, ours was a true tag-team effort.  I sent Chitown Momma a photo that made me a) laugh and b) think of a great idea for a future Halloween costume ;)  In return, Chitown Momma sent me a bunch of one-liners to go along with our theme.  Then I spent all of nap time yesterday and worked my tail off and cursed a bunch figured out how to make PhotoShop do what I wanted ...and VIOLA!  And, well, POW!

It's a thong. It's a sassy smile. It's Supah Hero-Hoes!

Here we come to save the day, Supah Hero-Hoes are on the way!

Much like our very own SupahMommy ... We're wives, we're mothers (of two kids each), we're (former) teachers, ... we do it all on a daily basis with a smile on our faces (most of the time).  That classifies us as super heroes, right? But don't let our oh-so-nice alter egos fool ya ... we're plenty naughty, too! (wink, wink)

We're Supah Hero-Hoes!  And we will outwit, outlast, and outplay ya' all with our feminine wiles, thigh-high boots, smokin' abs, and our bare boobies ... again if we have to! 

POW!  WHAM! BAM! 

These Supah Hero-Hoes are here to WIN!

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Winner, Winner

Chicken-freakin-dinner!

I cannot believe it!

ChitownMomma and I - working together as the Sugar Mommas - won the first challenge in Supah's Survivors ...




... making a homemade Valentine for the host Harv.

You can see our Valentine here and here.

I cannot believe how crazy excited I am ... you would think it was the lottery or something!  Of course with the amazing sponsors Supah put together, it is almost  like winning a boat-load of money!  Woo Hoo!  Speaking of which, there's a scroll bar over there on the left side with all the sponsors - check them out!


We won ...
a Keylette - like a little leash for the keys that I am constantly losing

1 bag of All Natural Chips from

1 Custom Blog Design for (Blogger/Blogspot) from

 

perhaps Chitown Momma will finally decide to start blogging now!

A bunch of romance books from Supah and Hatchette.

AND ... 
Courtesy of *Lulu * from SugarMowhawk ...

A 20 item variety box of  homemade SMORES!!

 
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Now I have to figure out how to beat out Chitown Momma for the S'mores ... cause that girl LOVES s'mores!

 

but so do I!

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Go HEROES!

Supah's Survivors: Challenge 1

Chitown Momma, who remains blogless, and I teamed up to play Supah's Survivors.

Part One of the game involved choosing a Survivor player ... we I chose Sugar.  If your player is the Ultimate Survivor, you win all these crazy incredible prizes from Supah's sponsors.  You can check out the sponsors in the scrolly-thing on the left side.  Anyway, that part of the game pretty much sucked for us because Sugar was the first player voted out. :(

But there's still ... Part Two, a weekly challenged posed by Supah and her host/sidekick, Harv Spitenstein.  This week's challenge was to make a handmade Valentine to send to Harv.  It had to include a poem and be creative and what-not.  

Ours was a true tag-team effort.  Chitown Momma gets all the credit for the poem, while I managed to track down some leopard print scrapbook paper!

Here's the final product ...

Poem first ... 

I hope you liked my boobies
I showed them on TV
In case you need a better look,
Open up and see.

(Inside) 

Won’t you be my Valentine?
I am sure you will agree
That two pairs are better than one
Especially when they’re double D!

And the card ...

There's a special flap (see where it says LIFT) for Harv's Eyes Only ;)

Supah's Survivors: We're Number 1

By "we're" I mean me and my girl, Chitown Momma.  That's us up there.  Looking all fabulous and kid-free. And by number 1 ... I mean, well ... keep reading ...

We're the kind of girls who grab a greasy hamburger on our way from a wedding to the reception.  And ask a stranger to take a picture while we're there.

I am fairly certain that Sugar is the same kind of girl.  Cuz let's be honest, nothing goes with a hamburger and fries quite like leopard print!  Except maybe cow print ...

You see, Chitown Momma and I joined forces to play ...

We even managed - by totally random lottery - to get FIRST PICK of which player would represent us.  

We I choose SUGAR because I was impressed by her strength and determination when she played on the Gabon season.  She went to Exile a lot, took it all in stride, made a decent alliance, and pulled off an awesome play of the hidden immunity idol.  She had game - played dumb but strategized when the need arose.  She held her own.  

This season - with all the "best" players coming back - I thought she'd fly under the radar while the stronger players were picked off.  I fully expected her to cry and to make her move on one of the guys.  Gotta give the girl mad props for cuddling up to Colby.  He's hot ... even 10 years older!  Too bad he shot her down ... big time!

And that's when I knew that she was going - sooner rather than later in this game.  Of course, I was loving Tom for trying to pull off a bigger move.  But, in the end, the tribe spoke and Sugar got sent home FIRST.

And all I can do is laugh about it.  Losing is such sweet sorrow :(

All About MEme: Surviving a GTT Debacle

Post from 8:30 this morning:

Just letting you know that I am here ... kind of ... I've been fasting for the past 12 hours ... for this stupid 3-hour Glucose test ... and I am planning to pass the time while blogging. Please check back in a few hours for my All About MEme: Surviving post. It will be here ... and hopefully it will be worth the wait :) I can't wait to read all the other entries!

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Post from 2:00 this afternoon:

Let me just say ... that my 3-hour Glucose Test was a NIGHTMARE, a freakin' DEBACLE ... that ended with invalid test results! Can you even believe it!? I am super, super sick to my stomach ... because the dumb-arse - perhaps should be looking for another job - lab technician had me drink not ONE but THREE bottles of glucose, one after each blood draw ... apparently for shits (literally) and giggles or because he's a moron ... thankfully my doctor walked down the hall to check on me as I was beginning to drink the third bottle. The lab guy (freakin-frakin idiot) was like, "Well, the manual isn't really clear, but I think it says three bottles." You think? You didn't double - make that triple - check?! His supervisor was called ... ugh, huge debacle! I fasted for 12+ hours, spent three and a half hours of my life sitting in that stupid room, drinking glucose, and trying not to vomit ... had my blood drawn three times ... ALL FOR NOTHING! Oh, and today - of all days - their guest WiFi connection was down, which pretty much blew my plans for blogging while waiting.

I am so beyond annoyed! And now I am trying to eat something - even though I still feel like throwing up - and getting ready to walk out the door to appointment numero dos ... weekly ultrasound! I know it could be so much worse. I know this, I really do. But right now I am seriously bummed and a smidge pissed off ...

Sorry to further delay my All About MEme post ... but it will have to wait until after this next appointment. I really hate to be so late ... I know I am letting you down, Supah :(

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Post from 7:30 this evening:

My actual All About MEme post - with a Survivor theme is posted now. What a day!